| love the Way You Lie Parody | |
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| Season 1, Episode 5 | |
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| Date | Sep 9, 2010 |
| Writer(s) | Bart Baker and Austin Smith |
| Director(s) | Bart Baker |
| Producers(s) | Bart Baker |
| Staring | Bart Baker
Alan Austin Smith |
| Channel | Bart Baker |
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Used to be a guy is a parody of Eminem's Love The Way You Lie ft. Rihanna
Synopis[]
Eminem's Grandma sings how she used to be a guy.
Cast[]
Lyrics[]
(Alan/Eminem's Grandma Chorus)
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright because I got rid off my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy (Used to be a Guy)
You can't tell you used to be my gramps
You can only tell that he is ladylike
He took scissors and cut off his man pipe
Got double d's applies lipstick all night
It's so wrong that it kinda looks right
High off the drugs changed his name to Kate
She likes to huff paint all day while she masturbates
Seeing him in makeup really brings me down
Mini skirts with no panties but she hits the town
Why can't we go back to the way it was
When you was my grandpa and I was your grandson
Having two grandmas is really tough
And what's with the red hair?
Are you f*cking nuts?
Used to be Superman with the win on your back
Now you look like Lois Lane and you don't have a sack
Come over here grandpa
Look me in the eyeball i can't believe you turned into my grandma
(Alan/Eminem's Grandma Chorus)
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright because I got rid off my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy (Used to be a Guy) x2
I love my papi so much i can barely breathe
Now instead of farts I hear smashing queefs
(Fart sounds)
Got a (idk what he said on 1:48-1:49) he's hiding away on monstrosity
Bragging about his kitty and titties
Make a bitchy ass face to screw it away to her places
Taking boys to the ball game for hotdogs and lemonade
Gets mad and claims he's on the rag
Two grannies, a whole full of panties
The face of an old grump and a wig and a makeup
Forgot to take his meds and he won't shut up
Everyone in town thinks he's old and gay
So he picks fights outside of Old Country Buffet
My friends says i have a GILF (whistle sounds)
As he strutted from the mall and his fancy high heels
I guess in the end i'm glad for my papi
He's horny, He's happy, and He's got a hot body
(Alan/Eminem's Grandma Chorus)
Just gonna stand here as my crotch burns
That's alright because I got rid off my worm
Lift up my skirt and you'll be surprised
That's alright because I used to be a guy (Used to be a Guy) x3